Never Have Dry Hair Again

Well, Alli figured out the secret to everlasting soft, moisturized hair. Yeah, it turns out that you will never have to use conditioner again if you put an entire container of vaseline on your hair. That jar of vaseline has been on her dresser for several months now. Who would of thought . . . not me. So, I went right to the internet for advice. The most promising was the corn starch theory. Supposedly it soaks up the vaseline and then washes out with shampoo. That didn't work, so next came the raw egg. That didn't work either. She was very patient with all the different experiments though she did look at me a little strange when I poured the egg on her head. Next we tried glycerin because I read a bar of glycerin soap worked for some people. I couldn't find soap, but I did find a bottle of glycerin. That with the Prell shampoo didn't work either. Oh, well. That night a friend braided it for her. She has been wearing it that way for three days now. She said she didn't think she was going to that any more. I hope not. Maybe I should move the jar of vaseline off her dresser just in case. (Yes, it is still sitting there.)